10 Times Jesus Tore a Hole in the World (and Heaven Leaked Through)

Jesus the Wonder-Maker: Magic, Miracles, and the Kingdom that Flattened the Locals

Mar 1 • Dominic de Souza

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August 2025

LegendHaven IV over - and the adventure continues! About our 2-Day Online Convention

The 2025 Online Event Brought to you by the LegendFiction community

Published on LegendFiction • Aug 21, 2025

April 2025

Carpenter Influencers Suspiciously Silent After Jesus’ Death; Empty Tomb Listed as Luxury Property

We humans will do anything we can to miss the point. We're so good at getting it wrong.

Apr 23, 2025 • Dominic de Souza

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Proof That Jesus Invented the Spiritual Mic Drop: 16 Gospel Moments That Would Break Catholic Twitter (Part 2)

Yes, Jesus is Love. He’s Also Not Afraid to Call You a Crusty Dish If You’re Acting Fake Holy (Luke 11 Receipts Inside)

Apr 12, 2025 • Dominic de Souza

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If You Think Jesus Was Just Sweet and Gentle... These Savage Roasts and Comebacks Will Change Your Mind (Part 1)

We Ranked the Most Brutal Things Jesus Said—and Honestly, We’re Still Recovering. #12 Will Make You Drop Your Gnat and Spit Out Your Cumin

Apr 5, 2025 • Dominic de Souza

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March 2025

Local Carpenter Quietly Saves World, Refuses Interview

NAZARETH — In a stunning investigative report, we have uncovered the greatest unsung hero of all time: Joseph of Nazareth.

Mar 19, 2025 • Dominic de Souza

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Breaking News: Lent Sparks Civil War and Chocolate Sales Crash in the Catholic Nation of Sancta Ecclesia

More news no one asked for, from HaloZest Reporters on Location Between Florin and Genovia

Mar 13, 2025 • Dominic de Souza

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Widespread Concern as Prophets May be Reincarnating—Performing Miracles Instead of Just Complaining Like Normal People

BREAKING: Is That Elijah? Jeremiah? Or Some Other Problematic Miracle Worker? The Hebrews Can’t Figure Out What Jesus Wants - HaloZest News

Mar 9, 2025 • Dominic de Souza

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Lent Begins: Catholics Already Lament the Loss of Chocolate and Cheer

The Annual 40-Day Sadness Spiral after finally forgetting our New Years Resolutions | By HaloZest News Service

Mar 5, 2025 • Dominic de Souza

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Jesus’ “Eye Beam” Teaching Sparks Economic Boom in Carpentry and Optometry

HaloZest News reports lumber sales skyrocket, carpenters work overtime, and eye doctors face a surge in “beam removal” requests

Mar 3, 2025 • Dominic de Souza

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80+ Clean Books That Are Also EPIC

So, I was recently alerted that there are some members of our community who are dying for some clean but awesome reads.

Mar 2, 2025 • Gabriella Batel

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PewPal: The Uber of Church Seating | Sheep Tank Episode

A fast-talking entrepreneur pitches a high-tech pew reservation system to a panel of skeptical Catholic investors, leading to a hilarious debate on…

Mar 1, 2025 • Dominic de Souza

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